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Ted Milligan: UNITED

Sun 24 May 2026

5:30 PM (Doors: 5:00 pm)

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Ted Milligan: UNITED

Crubchester United Football Club are at rock bottom: relegated to non-league. Now, purchased by a 6 year old billionaire, can the club win promotion? Join award-winning character comedian Ted Milligan for this live mockumentary following Crubchester’s fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players.

 

‘A masterclass in character comedy’ ★★★★★ Broadway World.
‘Charming and very funny’ ★★★★ ThreeWeeks
‘Ted Milligan is a Star’ Rolling Stone

 

Don’t miss your chance to see one of the best reviewed shows of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025 (British Comedy Guide)!

THIS EVENT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE KOMEDIA STUDIO

UNRESERVED SEATING

AGES 16+

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What people are saying...

Thank you for caring and being just lovely. Everyone I spoke to was just so friendly and helpful. It made a difference to my day and now I am familiar with the place, I will be back… Maybe with friends, but more confidently comfortable solo.

    Just to say many, many thanks for your accommodations and accessible service. It really made a difference to me to know that the seating would be reserved and meet my needs and that there was no need to feel worried about it. The chosen seating was also suitable for my mobility needs which was very appreciated. So, just to say thanks. It really made a difference to my whole experience.

    • Marnie R.

    Everything was so accessible and with ease, we truly had such a lovely and comfortable time. It means a lot to have such a positive experience at a place we love. The comedy itself was incredible and we were cackling the entire time! This was my first night out of the house in months, thank you so very much for making it so joyful and comfortable. You are all brilliant!!!!!

    • Pheebs J.

    My birthday at the Komedia was FANTASTIC. Your staff are all incredible and super friendly. Special shout out to Brogan who sorted out the band and DJs and was just so lovely. 10/10 all round.

    • Jo M

    One of the absolute best evenings to be had in Brighton. An institution going back more years than I care to think off. Have never ever had a bad night here

    • Paul Keaveny

    Great customer service from security at the door, to the server showing us to our seats. Venue was clean and had a great vibe, and the act was brilliant.

    • Rebekah Walker

    I just wanted to say a massive thank you to you and your amazing team for everything you all did to ensure last night’s show was a success!

    • Amanda Redman

    Excellent venue… have never laughed so much! Nice bar food as well!

    • Sandie Yasar

    Great experience. Staff were friendly and helpful , venue excellent.

    • Anne Cross

    Thanks very much to all of you for hosting this – it was a great night!

    • Richard (RBM Comedy)

    It was my first time there, and definitely not the last…. the members of staff were helpful and welcoming…the venue was very nice.

    • Cristina Ruse

    Fantastic comedy venue, very accommodating to my disability requirements. Never seen a bad comedy show there yet … really good up and coming acts.

    • Jake Lockyer

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